~ You Are Not Alone ~

Hi, I'm Saundra. I am nineteen years old, proudly asexual, and I have recently stopped self harming. To anyone who is self harming or just wants to talk, my ask box is always open. You are safe here. You are not alone.

asktoothless:

dragonwriter315:

asktoothless:

I’m not saying I want to be a dragon.

but if the opportunity came up to have wings and a tail implanted along with the ability to breathe fire, I’d take it.

Would there be a waiting list for this procedure?

The waiting list is made up of all the notes on this post in order so reblog quickly and save your spot in line.

(via evalaubach)

ohnoproblems:

natellite:

"the raven" only its about macklemore. thanks for following my blog

once inside a thrift shop dreary, while i browsed there, weak and weary,

over many a quaint and curious greatcoat of forgotten bore—

while I nodded, puissance sapping, suddenly there came a yapping,

as of some one whitely rapping, rapping at my bargain store—

“‘tis some visitor,” i muttered, “rapping at my bargain store—

only this and macklemore.”

(via tardis-mind-palace)

kanshikan:

ballerdollar:

lessons learned from anime

  • don’t get inside the robot
  • people with bad haircuts always lose
  • the cute girl is psycho
  • the cute guy isn’t human
  • when in doubt scream “baka” and run away
  • glasses should be adjusted with one finger in a condescending manner
  • gotta catch em all
  • and maybe probably respect your elders
  • white haired boy dies

(Source: unhacker, via homostuckual)

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via casscruff)

lilkittygrl:

you-can-call-me-carl:

How come a girl can wear guys clothes and look cute or wear a suit and look hot, but when a guy wears a dress or a skirt it’s weird?

because our society thinks it’s degrading to be feminine

(via dancing-homestuck)

noelfieldingnoelfielding:

tupacabra:

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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NYELLO

there will come a day when i will stop reblogging this, but today is not the day.

(Source: laptoplucifer, via feelsx10)

lameborghini:

current emotion: tired but also punk

(via marcobodtsvevo)

http://frostlawyer.tumblr.com/post/82792063015/queerly-it-is-dyou-think-the-avengers-ever

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on the…

1 day ago - 12173
book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgongall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

(Source: anticrystalist, via tafros)

orgyporgy:

Like when women hate men it’s frustrating at worst, maybe it hurts someone’s feelings, but when men hate women they are shamed, abused, patronized, demeaned, objectified, raped, and murdered, ya feel me, so even if I WAS a raging misandrist like worst case scenario I’d be a bummer at parties, meanwhile a girl somewhere literally can’t leave her house because it’s dark outside.

(via basedhomucifer)

headfirstforieros:

frankwantstheg:






tastes like
free healthcare


 
tastes like
FREEDOM 



tastes like moose



tastes like
leprechauns



Taste’s like you

only sweeter

tastes like

lies

I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING

headfirstforieros:

frankwantstheg:

tastes like

free healthcare

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tastes like

FREEDOM 

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tastes like moose

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tastes like

leprechauns

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Taste’s like you

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only sweeter

tastes like

lies

I WAS LAUGHING THEN I WAS CRYING

(Source: love-myfood, via kick-the-ackles)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via english-tier)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via homestuckian-devil)